Lohan OWNS the name LINDSAY??

Just heard that Lindsay Lohan is suing E Trade & their advertising firm for $100 millllllllllion dollars! (Said in my best Dr. Evil voice). Apparently she thinks the "milkaholic" baby in their Super Bowl commercial named Lindsay is a direct reference to her. Her attorney says much like "Oprah or "Madonna", the name Lindsay automatically makes people think of Ms. Lohan. (especially if any word ending in "aholic" is attached to it!) LMAO!!! This attorney goes on to say that if it was just an innocent name they picked out of thin air for the commercial, then why didn't they use the name Susan? Say What???? I'm dialing up MY attorney now, 'cuz everyone knows that I OWN the name Susan! Hmmm...I think I'll ask for $200 millllion dollars!!!!!

I BELIEVE that I just might have a little fun with this one!! Maybe a class action suit???? Any lawyers out there that want to represent all of us "Susans"? Holla!!!!